It would be strange if I turn out to be an authoress. So of course when a gentleman is interested in educating a girl, he likes to stay and talk about the topics of the day until quite late, so I am quite fatigued the next day and I do not really get up until it is time to dress for dinner at the Colony. I mean we always seem to have dinner at the Colony and see a show and go to the Trocadero and then Mr. Eisman is in New York we always seem to do the same thing and if I wrote down one day in my diary, all I would have to do would be to put quotation marks for all other days. And he is the gentleman who is interested in educating me, so of course he is always coming down to New York to see how my brains have improved since the last time. Eisman is in the wholesale button profession in Chicago and he is the gentleman who is known practically all over Chicago as Gus Eisman the Button King. Eisman, was in town practically all of January and February, and when he is in town one day seems to be practically the same as the next day. So here I am writing a book instead of reading one.īut now it is the 16th of March and of course it is to late to begin with January, but it does not matter as my gentleman friend, Mr.

But when I opened it and saw that it was all a blank I remembered what my gentleman acquaintance said, and so then I realized that it was a diary. And so when my maid brought it to me, I said to her, Well, Lulu, here is another book and we have not read half the ones we have got yet. So it might have all blown over but this morning he sent me a book. c., and when he comes into contract with brains he always notices it. And he said he ought to know brains when he sees them, because he is in the senate and he spends quite a great deal of time in Washington, d. So this gentleman said a girl with brains ought to do something else with them besides think. I mean it is my favorite recreation and sometimes I sit for hours and do not seem to do anything else but think. I mean I seem to be thinking practically all of the time. This almost made me smile as what it would really make would be a whole row of encyclopediacs. Trade Paperback ISBN 13: 978-1-5154-4869-3 Table of Contentsīrains Are Really Everything Gentlemen Prefer BlondesĪ gentleman friend and I were dining at the Ritz last evening and he said that if I took a pencil and a paper and put down all of my thoughts it would make a book. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner without written permission except for brief quotations for review purposes only. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, locales or institutions is entirely coincidental.Īll rights reserved. Names, characters, businesses, organizations, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

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